In which our heroes have
a discussion before the Zoom reveal and one was too lazy to post this until now
Contains spoilers for the first season of CW's the Flash
Dave: Twist. I want Supergirl
Superman to be played by Grant Gustin. Just drive home that Flash is the Supes
of the CWVerse
Dick: I want it to be Nic Cage, he’d
totally do it
Dave: And get Michael Keaton as an
old Batman oh shiiiiit soooooooooooooooon
Dick: Chris O'Donnell could be nipple
Nightwing
Dave: I think we just made the best
thing to ever be conceived
Dick: They could actually go into the
fact that Nightwing is a Kryptonian legend.
Or, if they're feeling goofy, a Kryptonian superhero
Dave: Then we have Alfredette Batgirl
though, Billy Dee Williams could come back and be the two face we deserve
Dick: Make her Bete Noire
Dave: Oh fuck yeah. And we could have
the league of Batgirls too with Barbara, Stephanie and Cassandra. Get Mr DC on
the phone! You know that hot new sound you've been looking for? Well listen to
THIS… Can we make a back to the future parody that instead of inventing Johnny
B Goode we invent Batman 89
Dick: Danny, it's your cousin...JAMIE
ELFMAN!
This conversation has encouraged me
to catch up on Supergirl even though I know none of it will happen. The image
of a DKR inspired Batman 89
Dave: We can have a Bette
Noir/Supergirl version of The Dark Knight Returns
Dick: You were right when you said
it'd be the best thing ever if they adapted Red Lanterns
Dave: Guy Gardner and all
Dick: There’s absolutely no way the
movies are using him
Unless they want to try do Guardians
of the Galaxy, which they probably wont since rumour’s say they're trying to do
Lethal Weapon
Dave: I got an email which I thought
said Zoom was King Shark and I laughed for a solid couple of minutes
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| "I'm a *&^%$#@ SHAAAARK" |
Dick: You have made me chuckle in a
rather small lecture
Dave: I've been there
Dick: You may have ruined Zoom for me
What if its Harrison Wells again?
Dave: That’d be so shit. I love it.
Dick: One of the team screams 'BUT
HOW' and he demonstrates the exact same mirage power from last season. Then Jay
Garrick takes off his mask and he's a Wells mirage too.
Dave: I kind of want EVERY villain
reveal to be Harrison Wells and for Barry to be shocked every time.
Dick: Harrison Wells is like
Brainiac. He's a tiny multiversal component of a giant King Shark.
Dave: Damien Dahrk takes off his
helmet and it's Wells. Savage is Wells. Chronos is Wells. I think we're all a little Wells on the inside
